Why Karma Is Good/Bad

What would happen if good and bad karma really existed, we’ll I’m about to explain what would happen. There would be two sides the good side and the bad side. I will now explain them.

We’ll start with the good stuff. First off anyone who did something good will always get something in return. If you simply pick up one lousy pencil for someone anything could happen. You could be walking down a sidewalk and come across a twenty dollar bill lying in the road drainage. Karma also supposedly works like this. The reward will be as great as the deed performed, so if you just picked up a pencil you wouldn’t get anything that great. However if you did something so good the little fairy from Pinocchio comes round and shortens your nose. Then something good will happen. The thing is I can’t explain what would happen because nothing so great has ever happened to me.

There is also a bad side. It would be a not-very-good thing. Say you decide to steal the pencil instead. You might be walking down the road towards Starbucks to buy a cup of coffee, but on the way you trip and fall dropping the twenty dollar bill you were going to use down the drain. Now your probably thinking about what would happen if you did something really bad, like really really bad. I honestly have no clue there more than a million different consequences for a bad action.

As you can see from this post you might want to hope karma exists or you might not. Your choice just make sure you pick wisely.

The Dishes Don’t Do Themselves (Unfortunately)😩

As we have all found in our lives Harry potter isn’t real, and no… The dishes don’t clean themselves and that job get passed down from the parents to the children, who labor away with the pile of dirty smelly dishes until they sit clean and sparkling on the counter.

The first reason that kids should not do this sort of labor is because it effects our brains. Once after I had finished a load of dishes my legs got all wobbly and I had crumble to the ground. My mom came in and asked me what had happened and I told her the dishes had try to take control of my body and forced dizziness upon me.

My second amazing reason for why children should not do the dishes is because you as a parent are wasting their fun time. They could be running through the forest, but no, they could be playing hide and seek, but no, they could be making money off of your lemonade, but sadly no they are stuck inside cleaning the god forsaken dishes.

One more thing I’m a kid so I’m programmed to dislike doing the dishes, but when I’m older kids and dishes will be my friends.😏